This is the blog of a consulting, socio-pathic, time-travelling, avenging, hobbit-sized witch who works in a small charter airdot and has just been Loki'd after fan-girling over the Cumberbatch and HIddles' cheekbone war.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
^all my cooking days
FUCKING TOMATOES AND THEIR FUCKING REBELLIOUSNESS. THIS IS NOT HOW I RAISED YOU. I RAISED YOU TO RESPECT STEPHEN FRY....